The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Mike Pompeo be sayin' Trump’s pressure on the Iranians'll twist the Middle East like a ship in a storm!

2025-02-05

Arrr, whether in the land o’ Iran, ‘cross the Middle East, or beyond the seven seas, the return o’ Trump’s mighty pressure scheme be fine tidings fer those who cherish freedom! But let not his crew rest easy, aye! The adventure be just beginnin’, matey!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout President Trump, who, like a cunning captain, charted a course for peace in the treacherous waters of the Middle East. By the time his first voyage had ended, he'd set the sails to make deals none thought possible, and now he be ready to chart new territories once more!

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