"Cap’n of the LA Times swallows the red pill, thinkin’ it be a cure for scurvy! Arrr, what folly!"
2025-02-05
Arrr, in June o’ the year 2020, just after Captain Soon-Shiong plundered the Los Angeles Times, the rag set sail on a “painful internal reckoning.” The crew be riddled with rancor, grief, and outrage, lamentin’ how they’d told the tales of their fair city over the years. Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of print! In the fateful month of June in the year 2020, a wee more than two rotations of the sun since the mighty surgeon Patrick Soon-Shiong snagged the illustrious Los Angeles Times, the crew of scribes beheld a tempestuous storm brew within their hallowed halls. Aye, they called it a “painful internal reckoning,” a fancy way o’ sayin’ they be havin’ a right ol’ squabble over their past misdeeds!