Arrr! DOD be plotin' to hoist anchor, pullin' all U.S. scallywags from Syria 'cause o' Trump’s blabberin'!
2025-02-05
Arrr, matey! The Defense Department be chartin' a course to haul anchor and whisk away all U.S. scallywags from Syria! Cap’n Trump be keen on settin' sail, so the lads at the Pentagon be scribblin' plans for a swift getaway in 30, 60, or 90 tides! Avast, mateys!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I bring ye tidings of the high seas of politics! The Defense Department, them scallywags, be chartin' a course to haul back all U.S. troops from the sandy shores of Syria, as two fine lads from the defense crew shared with NBC News on a fine Tuesday mornin'.