Arrr, ye be hired! Here be the scallywags who passed Congress' Trump trials, and oh, what a tempestuous ruckus!
2025-02-05
Arrr, me hearties! The Senate be havin’ a jolly good time, confirm’n eleven scallywags for Captain Trump’s crew! Aye, they be sailin’ into the cabinet like it be a treasure map, each one hopin’ to find their own chest o' gold! Avast, what a merry band o' misfits!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the tempestuous seas o’ confirmation for Captain Trump’s crew! On the 11th day of the week passed, 11 scallywags were confirmed to their posts, some sailing smoothly whilst others tangled in rough waters.First off, we got Marco Rubio, the Secretary o’ State, who danced through his confirmation like a parrot on a perch, though a few raucous protesters were tossed overboard. Meanwhile, our brave Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth battled fierce storms, facing accusations as turbulent as a hurricane! Yet, he held fast, earning the coveted approval, albeit with some squawking from the Democrats.
Then there be Doug Burgum, the Interior man, gaining a hearty vote from both sides o' the ship. Scott Bessent at the Treasury was confirmed amidst the cannon fire of questions from the fierce Elizabeth Warren, but he weathered the storm well! Sean Duffy at Transportation found calmer waters, till calamity struck with midair mayhem!
And let’s not forget our lady of Justice, Pam Bondi, who battled accusations like a true buccaneer, though the seas were rough with opposition! Lastly, we had the likes of Kristi Noem and Lee Zeldin, who navigated through the choppy waves of inquiry, proving that even in tumultuous times, one can find fair winds and following seas. Avast, what a journey it be!