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"Arrr, a legal cannonball be fired 'gainst the Trump crew fer their bumbling read o' the law, savvy?"

2025-02-05

Avast, me hearties! Legal lass Sarah Marshall Perry be spillin' the beans on the latest scallywag suit takin' aim at the Trump crew's order 'bout genders! She’ll chart the murky waters o’ the law, so ye don’t end up walkin’ the plank of confusion! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round, fer there be a squall brewin’ in the seas o' law! The hearty LGBT advocates be clashin' swords with the Trump regime over a ban on transgender treatments fer the wee ones. Legal matey Sarah Marshall Perry warns this be just the "tip of the iceberg," and more battles be comin’ like a ship o' doom on the horizon! With a treasure trove o’ $5 billion at stake, she says those “gender ghouls” ain’t gonna slip quietly into Davy Jones' locker!

Now, Perry claims these landlubbers be spoutin' faulty interpretations, claimin’ the right to private insurance coverage be their prerogative. The lawsuit, filed in Baltimore, seeks to block the President's order that cuts off care for minors, causin' hospitals to turn away those in need faster than a pirate can draw his cutlass! The plaintiffs be arguin’ the executive orders be as unlawful as a scallywag on the high seas.

While Trump be battlin’ the “radical gender ideology,” Perry be thinkin' he’s actin' wisely, cuttin’ the funding spigot till the courts sort out this tempest. It be a wild ride, and the winds o' change be blowin’! Aye, the Supreme Court might soon weigh anchor on this stormy matter! So hoist yer flags and keep a weather eye out, me hearties!

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