Arrr, if Trump keeps sailin' this course, he might just calm the tempest o' the gender seas, savvy?
2025-02-05
Arrr, matey! The Biden crew be sailin' on a wild tide o' gender folly, but Cap'n Trump be chartin' a steadier course! If he beetches his sails right, he could hoist the Jolly Roger for the fair lasses and keep the scallywags at bay!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of the tempestuous seas o’ reality that be crashing upon the shores of our fair land! Aye, fer four long years, the Biden crew tried to weave a web o’ gender nonsense into the very fabric of our lives. They turned women’s sports into a jolly hullabaloo, robbed the fairer sex of their privacy, and spawned a culture o’ fear quicker than a cannonball flies!Parents, bless their hearts, be shocked to find their wee ones been “transitioned” at school without a whisper of consent! Thousands o’ innocent children be maimed by the sharp instruments o’ misguided doctors, with over 5,700 surgeries performed on them since the year o’ our Lord 2019! Blimey!
But hark! A hero rises from the brine! President Trump, with a flair for the dramatic, be steering the ship back to sanity with his executive orders! He declared, “Let there be biology!” and barred scallywags from women’s federal prisons. He aims to halt the horrific “mutilation” of our young sea dogs and lassies, cutting off federal treasure from funding these dastardly deeds!
Congress, ye landlubbers, must follow suit and enshrine the sex binary! Let’s keep our classrooms clear of radical indoctrination and let our young’uns learn the true ways of the world! Arrr, let’s sail towards a brighter horizon, free from the storms o’ confusion!