Arrr! This savvy DOGE swashbuckler be holdin' the keys to the great ocean weather treasure trove! Har har!
2025-02-05
Avast ye! Rumor has it, the NOAA crew be biddin' to grant an engineer from Musk’s DOGE crew passage to all their Google treasures by day’s end Wednesday. Shiver me timbers! What be next, a treasure map to the moon? Yarrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, fer I have a tale most curious from the seas of science and technology! Word from the briny deep o' WIRED be whisperin’ that NOAA scallywags were commanded to grant a landlubber engineer from the infamous Elon Musk’s DOGE task force the keys to their treasure trove o’ Google sites! Aye, ye heard me right, by the end of the day on Wednesday, they be handin’ over the booty!