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Arrr! Trump’s crew be battlin’ the law ‘gainst them FBI scrolls, and the FDA be hidin’ their treasure!

2025-02-05

Arrr, matey! On Tuesday, the Trump crew found themselves in the briny deep o’ lawsuits—two for snoopin’ on FBI scallywags linked to the ruckus at the Capitol, and a third for pilferin’ data from the health charts. A right merry mess, I say!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be sharin' a jolly tale from the tempestuous seas of politics! On a fateful Tuesday, the Trump crew found themselves in a right pickle, as two separate civil complaints were launched against 'em, akin to cannonballs flyin' in a fierce battle!

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