Arrr! FBI be spillin’ the beans on 5,000 scallywags to Trump’s crew, while agents be raisin’ the Jolly Roger!
2025-02-05
Arrr, me hearties! The FBI scallywags be spillin' the beans to the Justice crew ‘bout their mateys who probed the ruckus at the Capitol on that fateful day. Now, many a FBI buccaneer be shakin’ in their boots, thinkin’ they be fishin’ for names to walk the plank!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the FBI scallywags who be under the watchful eye o' the Justice Department! Aye, it be said that these brave souls have been compelled to share the names o' thousands who’ve been workin’ on the investigations o’ that ruckus at the Capitol back on January 6th, 2021! Yarr, it seems the winds be blowin’ in a stormy manner, as whispers in the taverns say that this be a scheme to create a list o’ those who might find themselves walkin' the plank, courtesy o' Captain Trump himself!