Arrr, who be this Samantha Power? Captain o’ USAID takin’ flak while Musk be wranglin’ his DOGE treasure!
2025-02-05
Avast ye! The scallywag USAID be the shiny treasure in Elon Musk’s DOGE hunt, piloted by the fair Samantha Power, a lass from Obama’s crew, till the Trump beast took the helm in January! Arrr, what a merry ship of fools!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of the high seas of politics, where the notorious captain Elon Musk be fixin' to hoist the Jolly Roger over the United States Agency for International Development, known as USAID! Aye, Samantha Power, the fair lass in charge, be havin' quite the history, bein' a former ambassador to the United Nations and involved in some murky waters during the Obama days.‘Twas said by the wise Kamala Harris that Power be the best fit to lead the charge in championin’ democracy and human rights. Yet, this wench be caught in a squall of controversy, from unmaskin' folks like she be a ghost hunter to takin’ flak from her own crew for supportin’ Israel. Reports say she’s been gallivantin’ with the likes of George Soros and the Gates Foundation too, sparkin’ grumblings from the crew about favoritism.
With Musk callin’ for the ship to be sunk, claimin’ USAID’s been wastin’ doubloons, the Democrats defend her, shoutin’ that the agency be vital for the nation’s security. So, gather ye scallywags, as we watch this ship show unfold, with Musk leadin’ the charge against the government’s treasury, and Power tryin' to keep her ship afloat amidst the waves of criticism! Arrr!