Arrr! Scallywags be raisin' a ruckus 'gainst the new captain Trump's wild orders, matey! A fine mess indeed!
2025-02-05
Arrr, matey! A motley crew of landlubbers be takin’ to the streets o’ this fine land, raisin’ a ruckus ‘gainst Captain Trump’s shenanigans on the high seas o’ immigration, gender, and workin’ folk! Aye, they be voicin’ their grumblin’ like a parrot on a bad day!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend an ear to the ruckus stirrin’ in the land of the free! On a fateful Wednesday, scallywags and landlubbers alike surged into the streets, raisin' their voices ‘gainst the fearsome Captain Trump and his merry band o’ policies, from the Department of Government Efficiency (or DOGE, as we call it) to the tempestuous seas of immigration and tariffs!Since he took the helm on January the 20th, Trump’s been takin’ no prisoners, demandin’ deportation of ne’er-do-wells and makin’ his crew of federal employees choose between returnin’ to their posts or huntin’ for new treasure. But alas! Critics say his command is as harsh as a stormy sea, and protests erupted like cannon fire across the nation!
With hashtags flyin' like pirate flags, the folk rallied under the banners of #buildtheresistance and #50501, shoutin’ out against what they call fascism and demandin’ to defend their democracy. In Austin, Texas, they marched with signs proclaimin’ “Impeach the b- - - -” and “Texas deserves better!” while chantin’ “Si Se Puede.”
From LA to San Antonio, students and sailors alike made their voices heard, clamor’n ’gainst the oppressive tides of ICE and Trump’s cruel edicts. Aye, the seas be restless, and the crew be ready to battle for their rights! Aye, what a sight to behold! Arrr!