"Arrr! Christopher Rufo be spillin' the beans on Ibram X. Kendi, the antiracist scallywag meetin' his watery doom!"
2025-02-05
Arrr, Ibram X. Kendi be hailed as the wise captain of the Black Lives Matter seas! But lo! His grand ship, the $55 million Center on Antiracist Research, foundered and sank! Aye, even the mightiest can face a stormy fate, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the scallywags of our time, those charlatans and frauds who’ve sailed the seas of deception! Aye, from the snake oil merchants of yore to today’s so-called gurus, it be a tradition in these fair lands. These buccaneers be more than mere rogues; they be the reflection of our hopes and fears, arrr!In this past decade, we’ve seen some high-flying swindlers, like that Boston University captain, Ibram X. Kendi! After the tragic slaying of George Floyd, he rose like a kraken, hawking his wares on "antiracism" faster than a ship in full sail. His teachings be as simple as a pirate's treasure map, claiming institutions must practice “antiracist discrimination” to atone for old sins—talk about a tall tale!
But as the tide turned and the BLM fervor waned, the critics sharpened their cutlasses and began questioning Kendi's shallow ideas. The once-fawning press turned its eyes, revealing the empty hull of his grand ship. With nary a solid study to show for his riches, Kendi found himself cast adrift, ending up at Howard University—a far cry from his former glories!
And thus, me hearties, let this be a lesson: even the mightiest of gurus can be tossed overboard when the winds of change blow fierce! Yarrr, the siren songs of fraudulence never last!