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Arrr! A secret scroll says 2025 be the year of reckonin’ fer Reality Labs, but new magic specs be a-comin’!

2025-02-06

Avast, me hearties! A scallywag from Meta's ship o' tech be spillin' the beans 'bout grand treasures awaitin' in the realms of XR and AI come 2025! Hoist the sails, for it be a jolly good time for swashbucklin' innovations ahead! Arrr!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round for a juicy tale from the treacherous seas of tech! A leaked missive from the dastardly Meta’s Chief Techie, Andrew Bosworth, be hintin’ at a year of great wonders ahead for their Reality Labs! Aye, they be plannin’ to unleash a trove of AI-powered gadgets upon the unsuspecting world, and in the year 2025, we’ll see if they be hailed as visionaries or if their quest turns into a legendary misadventure!

The memo be blatherin' on about six shiny new wearables comin’ to a port near ye, and a grand mixed-reality experience to set the sails afire! But beware, mateys! Despite makin’ a hefty $1.08 billion in booty, they’ve also been sinkin’ ships left and right with a loss of nearly $5 billion! Bosworth be feelin’ the weight of history, he says, as they scramble to break into the realm of mixed reality with a bang!

As for Horizon Worlds, it seems this gem be lookin’ to rise from the depths, hopin’ to woo gamers away from the likes of Roblox and Fortnite! So hoist the sails and keep a weather eye open, for 2025 be shapin’ up to be a wild ride in the realms of AR and VR, me mateys! Arrr!

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