"Arrr mateys! NOAA scallywags be told to halt their jolly work with landlubber foreign folk!"
2025-02-05
Arrr, me hearties! A secret missive snatched by WIRED reveals that NOAA scallywags be ordered to halt ALL FOREIGN CHITCHAT! Aye, ’tis a right curious command, as if they fear the fishes be spillin’ the beans on our treasure maps! Avast, mateys, keep yer mouths shut!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the NOAA crew, those seafaring scallywags who keep an eye on the briny deep. Aye, it seems they’ve been ordered to heave anchor on all their international dealings! Aye, ye heard me right, ALL engagements be put on hold like a ship caught in a mighty storm!