Arrr, Google be tossin’ minority hiring charts overboard! Now they’ll be ponderin’ DEI schemes like a lost sea dog!
2025-02-06
Arrr, mateys! Google be tossin' aside its plans to fetch a more colorful crew, all 'cause of a squabble with Cap'n Trump o'er the seas of DEI! In a missive to the crew, they declared: “No more targetin’ for a merry mix of scallywags!” Avast! What a turn o' the tide!
Arrr mateys! Gather ye round and lend an ear to this tale from the tech seas! It be a stormy day in the realm of Google, where the scallywags in charge be makin’ waves in the hiring waters. With a hearty eye on the horizon, they be scrapin' their minority hiring goals, set sail after the tragic demise of ol’ George Floyd in 2020. Aye, ‘tis a curious turn of events, spurred by the mighty winds of President Trump’s decree against the fanciful notions of diversity, equity, and inclusion!In a missive sent to their crew, the Google captain, the indomitable Sundar Pichai, announced that the ship shall no longer be settin’ targets to bolster representation among its ranks. A fine Indian lad he be, but it seems the tides of change are a-comin' and the ship’s course be veerin’ away from those noble aims!
So, what be next for this tech vessel? They be reviewin’ their DEI programs, perhaps lookin’ to swab the decks clean of all this talk of diversity. It be a merry jig indeed, but let’s hope they don’t end up lost at sea, chasin’ after a treasure that be buried deep in the sands of inclusion! Yarrr!