Arrr! The White House be tossin’ $8 million o' Politico gold overboard 'cause o' some scallywag conspiracy yarn!
2025-02-06
Ahoy, me hearties! The lass Karoline Leavitt, ye press secretary of the White House, be sayin’ they be tossin’ $8 million o’ gold doubloons to the waves, cancellin’ subscriptions to that scallywag Politico! Seems the rumor be flyin’ like a cannonball, but I reckon it be naught but a fishy tale! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas o' politics! It be a tale as wild as a drunken sailor on shore leave! Our fair White House press secretary, the gallant Karoline Leavitt, took to the decks on Wednesday, ready to face the squalls o’ questions 'bout a right-wing conspiracy that'd make even Davy Jones chuckle.She proclaimed with a flourish that the federal government be tossin' overboard a mighty sum of $8 million worth o' subscriptions to the swashbucklin' news rag, Politico! Aye, it be true! This be in response to a tall tale spreadin' like a plague among the crew on social media, claimin' that Politico and the Associated Press were pillagin' the coffers of the US Agency for International Development, a treasure trove targeted by none other than Captain Trump and the tech wizard Elon Musk!
So hoist the sails and prepare to navigate the choppy waters o' misinformation, me hearties! For in this sea of news, it seems the truth be a slippery fish, and the crew aboard the good ship Politico be in for a rough voyage. Arrr, let’s raise a mug to the absurdity of it all!