Arrr, matey! FAA and NTSB be spillin' the beans to them landlubber senators 'bout a sky scuffle in D.C.!
2025-02-06
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o’ the Federal Aviation Administration and the National Transportation Safety Board be settin’ sail to parley with the landlubber senators, just a week after a sky battle sent 67 souls to Davy Jones’ locker! Avast, what a fine mess they've made of the skies!
In the wake of this calamity, the mighty FAA and the esteemed National Transportation Safety Board be readyin' to brief the lords and ladies of the Senate, no doubt with tales of caution and newfound rules. Aye, they've clamped down on helicopter flights near the airport tighter than a ship's hold, 'ceptin' for those noble police and medical transports, as well as the presidential crew, of course!
Moreover, they’ve declared a no-fly zone for civilian craft when those choppers be about, lasting 'til the end of March! As luck would have it, the black box from the downed plane revealed it was struck at a height of 325 feet, just as it began to change its pitch. The wise NTSB men be still plunderin' for answers, seekin' the truth of this aerial misadventure!