Ahoy, matey! Morning Glory be true, and so be the Long TDS—both as real as a ghost ship, yarrr!
2025-02-06
Avast, me hearties! The Trump Derangement Syndrome be returnin' with a hearty roar! Just three weeks into the captain's second voyage, and those so-called 'neutral' scribes can’t resist takin' a swing! They be attackin’ like scallywags at a soft rum stash! Yo ho, the chaos be a-comin'!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the treacherous COVID seas! This cursed plague claimed over 7 million souls across the globe, with a million lost in the land of the free! 'Twas a sneaky beast, hidin’ its true toll behind the shadows of totalitarian lands and the fog of impoverished nations. Aye, it be the deadliest scourge since the Spanish flu danced upon the world’s shores post-War!But hark! There be a lingering ghost from this viral tempest known as "Long COVID." This affliction be messin' with the heads and hearts of many a sailor, leavin’ 'em bedraggled and weary, requiring years to mend their sails. Meanwhile, in the bustling ports of the media, a different plague brewed – the infamous "Trump Derangement Syndrome." This madness took hold when the orange captain gained his unexpected victory in 2016, sendin’ news folks into a frenzy, unable to see the good among the chaos!As the political winds shifted, some brave souls admitted their folly and sought a true compass, while others remain lost at sea, parleyin’ only with their hard-left or far-right crewmates. Alas, signs of "long TDS" be re-emerging, as many a reporter forgets their pledge to report fairly on the orange buccaneer, drownin' in a sea of bias! Yarrr!