Arrr, matey! Rents be sky-high! A new scallywag bill in Congress be tryin’ to plunder them prices down!
2025-02-06
Arrr, mateys! Aye, Congress be settin' sail on a new law to lighten the gold doubloons weighin’ heavy on landlubber homes—rent be too blasted high, as a New York sea dog once bellowed! Sen. Klobuchar and her crew be huntin’ down data pirates, lookin' to right the ship!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of treasure and tribulation on the high seas of rentin'! The fine crew of Congress be settin' sail on a new voyage, aim'n to lighten the burden o' gold coins weighin' heavy on the backs o' many a household. As a wise New York City landlubber once proclaimed, the rent be "too damn high!"Enter the mighty Sen. Amy Klobuchar from the land o' Minnesota, with a bill crafted like a well-polished cutlass! She be joined by eight brave Democrats, all ready to set their sights on those scallywags who collect data on the rental seas, usin' it to create dastardly algorithms that determine what landlubbers pay fer their humble abodes.
In a right jolly chat with the good folks at ABC News, Klobuchar declared that these algorithms be as tricky as a two-faced pirate, takin' aim at makin’ rent fairer for the common folk. With their sights set on these data-harrrrvesters, they hope to bring a bit o' balance to the scales of rentin'. So hoist the sails, me mateys! This be a battle worth fightin' fer, in the name of fair lodgin' and a life free o' financial burdens!