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Arrr! The FCC and CBS be spillin’ the beans on that 60 Minutes chat with the lass Harris, savvy?

2025-02-06

Arrr matey! The FCC and CBS be spillin' the beans on a November chat with the former Vice President, Kamala Harris, claimin’ it be edited to make her shine brighter! Meanwhile, Captain Trump be swingin' his sword, threatenin' a $10 billion treasure hunt against CBS. What a merry hullabaloo!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale of swashbucklin' shenanigans on the high seas of media! It be said that the Federal Communications Commission and the scallywags at CBS have laid bare the transcript of a rather curious interview with the former Vice President, Kamala Harris, on that infamous show, 60 Minutes. Some landlubbers be whisperin’ that the crew edited her responses to make her shine like a treasure chest under the moonlight!

Now, blow me down! The infamous Captain Trump, he of the golden mane and fiery tongue, be accusin' the 60 Minutes crew of pullin' a fast one, stirrin' the pot like a true buccaneer would. Just last month, he launched a cannonball of a lawsuit against CBS News, demandin’ a whopping $10 billion doubloons! Arrr, that be a treasure fit for a king!

But hold yer horses! CBS’s mighty parent, Paramount Global, be ponderin’ whether to toss some coins into the pot and settle that lawsuit, lest they be caught in a stormy sea of legal troubles. So, grab ye rum and keep yer spyglass trained on this saga, fer it be a rip-roarin’ adventure in the treacherous waters of news and politics!

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