Arrr, Attorney General Pam Bondi be tellin' the DOJ to stop fillin' the coffers o' those sanctuary ports!
2025-02-06
Ahoy, mateys! President Trump’s new shipmate, Attorney General Pam Bondi, be orderin’ the DOJ to cut off treasure to those sanctuary ports that shun the federal crew! Right off the bat, she be joinin’ the captain’s quest to guard the southern seas and cast out the scallywags aboard! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale from the high seas of politics! Our captain of the ship, President Donald Trump, has just appointed a fierce lass, Attorney General Pam Bondi, to lead the charge. On her first day aboard, she be issuing a mighty decree to the Department of Justice, declaring that the treasure chests of federal gold be cut off from them sanctuary cities that refuse to hoist the Jolly Roger of cooperation with the federal immigration enforcement crew.This swashbucklin’ move be part of a grander scheme, as the Trump administration sets its sights on securing the southern borders, seeking to send illegal aliens packing back to where they belong. Like a crew of misfit pirates, these cities be defying the law of the land, and now, with Bondi at the helm, they’ll find themselves marooned without their precious doubloons!
So, me mateys, as the winds of policy blow fierce and strong, we watch with bated breath. Will the sanctuary cities bend to the will of the mighty DOJ, or will they continue to sail their own course, leaving the federal fleet in a tizzy? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure: the seas be choppy in the world of politics!