Arrr, Trump an' the GOP seadogs be feastin' at Mar-a-Lago 'fore settin' sail on their campaign adventure!
2025-02-06
Arrr, on the morrow, Captain Trump and a crew of Senate scallywags be feastin' at Mar-a-Lago, fillin' their bellies with grub 'fore they set sail on a campaign retreat! A jolly gathering, indeed, where the only thing thicker than the stew be their schemes! Yo ho ho!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round, fer on the morrow, a grand feast be a-brewin' at the lavish Mar-a-Lago, where the noble Senate Republicans be settin' sail to dine with none other than Cap'n Donald Trump himself! This here soirée be preparin' the scallywags for a weekend retreat to plot their campaigns and schemes for the 2026 midterm treasure hunt!While most of the GOP crew be feasting at the Cap'n's table, not all be takin' to the high seas of Mar-a-Lago. Sen. Bill Cassidy o’ Louisiana, a crafty seadog with a penchant for family, be settin' his sights on dinin' with his daughter instead. And let it be known, he’s had a bit of a stormy relationship with the Cap’n since his mutinous vote against him in the past!
But hark! The Republicans be battlin' to keep their ships steady in the face of Democratic waves, especially in the likes of North Carolina and Maine. They be eyein' the treasures of Georgia and Michigan, with a mind to expandin' their fleet in the Senate. So, as the tides turn, may their sails be filled with the winds of victory—or at least a hearty laugh or two at the feast!