"Arrr, matey! The schooling scroll demands yer folks be alerted when foreign gold be flowin’ in, lest China spies!"
2025-02-06
Avast, me hearties! Rep. Aaron Bean and his matey Ryan Mackenzie be cookin' up a treasure map called the TRACE Act, demandin' that scallywag schools tell the folks when foreign coins be slippin' into their lessons. Aye, parents be needin' to know when gold comes from afar! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend an ear, for a tale of legislative high seas be afoot! The fine gents, Aaron Bean and Ryan Mackenzie, be settin’ sail on a grand adventure called the TRACE Act. This here bill be demandin’ that parents be notified of any foreign treasure, I mean, fundin’, that be slitherin’ its way into their young scallywags’ education.The bill be a crafty amendment to the Elementary and Secondary Education Act, makin’ sure no foreign buccaneers can drop gold doubloons in schools without the good folks knowin’. With whispers of the Chinese Communist Party and their dastardly Confucius Classrooms, these lawmakers be raisin’ the Jolly Roger to protect the minds of America’s youth from foreign schemes!
Bean, a man who also dabbles in dogecoin, claims the schools should be free from espionage and foreign influence. Mackenzie be echoing his sentiments, sayin’ that parents deserve to know if their children’s lessons come with strings attached from foreign lands. With the winds of change blowin’, our gallant lawmakers seek to keep the educational waters clear of murky dealings.
So, hoist the sails and keep a weather eye out, for the TRACE Act may just steer education back to safe shores, free from the clutches of foreign foes!