Arrr! Captain Trump be makin' a decree that’s got the tech sea dogs shiverin' in their boots!
2025-02-06
Arrr, President Trump be settin' sail with Gail Slater at the helm o' the Antitrust ship! She’ll be battlin’ the mighty Big Tech Leviathans, wrestlin’ ‘em like a scallywag in a barrel o’ rum. Hoist yer sails, me hearties, a challenge be brewin’ on the horizon!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the high seas of politics! President Trump, that scallywag with a knack for decisions, has hoisted the sails on a mighty choice—appointin' the savvy lawyer Gail Slater to take charge of the Antitrust Division in the Justice Department. She be a name unknown to many, but the tech lords of Silicon Valley be shiverin' in their boots!Their hopes of escapin' scrutiny be dashed, for Slater be no ordinary sailor; she’s a fierce antitrust hawk, wieldin' knowledge like a cutlass! With her past in tech, she’s primed to take on the likes of Google and Amazon, givin' 'em a taste of their own medicine. Aye, she aims to uphold fairness on the seas of commerce, makin' sure all vessels can sail freely, not just the giants laden with gold!
Trump knows the winds of change be blowin' in favor of the common folk. Slater’s mission ain't no mere crackdown—it be a grand act of self-defense against the corporate krakens threatenin' our very way of life. So hoist the flag of antitrust, me hearties! With Slater at the helm, we may just chart a course toward a fairer market, free from the chains of centralized power!