"Arrr, matey! Big Tech be cuddlin' Trump 2.0 fer treasure, not love! Aye, 'tis a cheeky plot!"
2025-02-06
Arrr, matey! Article III captain Mike Davis be warnin’ President Trump not to be swayed by the siren calls of Big Tech. Those scallywag CEOs, once his foes, be itchin’ for him to favor their treasure maps. Keep yer eye on the booty, or ye be walkin’ the plank!
Ahoy, mateys! The dust be settled on Cap’n Trump’s grand voyage back to power, where he be scribblin' a flurry o' executive orders, battlin’ the foes of immigration and the dreaded DEI! Aye, this be a new golden age for America, filled with treasure, gadgets, and peaceful seas.On the fateful day of November 5, 2024, Trump pulled off the greatest comeback since Blackbeard’s last rum run, all thanks to his loyal crew of America First swashbucklers. Many a good sailor faced the storm of Big Tech’s wrath for standin’ by their captain, with some even tossed in the brig. The woke scallywags o’ corporate America had their pockets lined with gold for the likes of Black Lives Matter but turned a blind eye to Trump’s call.
Today, these big corporations be tryin' to polish their tarnished images to get back in Cap’n Trump’s good graces, but beware! Their motives be as shifty as a pirate’s promise. They fear the cannon fire of antitrust law enforcement more than a ship full o’ krakens. With Big Tech under the watchful eye of Trump’s crew, they best not underestimate the might of the American free market.
So, let it be known, the seas be vast, and Cap’n Trump shall sail true through uncharted waters, armed with antitrust cannonades, ready to protect the realm from the monopolistic sea serpents!