Ahoy! Trump be sendin' a crew to hunt down them scallywags who be hatin' on good Christian folk in the gub'ment!
2025-02-06
Arrr, matey! Under Biden's rule and Obama’s watch, the seas of American governance be swamped with anti-Christian barnacles! Obama tried to make nuns cough up doubloons for scallywag sins, while Biden shut down churches but let taverns and dance halls run wild. Aye, it be a right jolly jest!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of the high seas of American politics, where scallywags like Biden and his old sea captain, Obama, be sailin' under a flag of anti-Christian bias! Aye, 'twas a treacherous voyage indeed!Now, picture this: Obama, the crafty captain, did wage a war on the good Catholic nuns, insistin' they pay for abortions, as if they be pirates of the purse! And then comes Biden, the new captain at the helm, givin' orders to shut down churches tighter than a clam's shell, whilst bars and strip clubs be open for business like a tavern on a Friday night! Arrr, what manner o' nonsense be this?
But wait, there’s more! Obama did scoff at the voters, callin' them folks who "cling to their Bibles," as if they be barnacles on a ship's hull! And ol' Biden, bless his heart, be strayin' from his supposed Catholic compass, supportin' all manner of unlimited mischief!
So, me mateys, raise a tankard to the merry misadventures of these two scallywags, navigatin' the treacherous waters of politics, where faith be tossed overboard like a sack of potatoes! Yarrr!