Arrr! Trump be the scallywag who hoisted the sails for the LIV Golf deal during his grand ol' sports week!
2025-02-06
Arrr! The PGA Tour be raisin' a tankard to Captain Trump fer settin’ sail on their flounderin' deal with LIV Golf. Aye, it be like findin' buried treasure in a sea of squabblin’ seagulls! Cheers to the swashbuckler for plunderin' some sense into the chaos!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of golf and politics! The fine gents of the PGA Tour be thankin' none other than President Donald Trump fer lendin' a hand in their quest to strike a deal with the scallywags of LIV Golf and the treasure-hunters from Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund! Aye, they be claimin’ his meddlin’ be for the good of the game and the seas of many nations!Since the launch of LIV in 2022, they’ve lured away some top swabs with gold doubloons, causin' the PGA to cast out a fleet of 17 players for pledgin' allegiance to the new crew. After a year of tuggin’ at the beard of negotiation, Trump’s intervention may just be the wind in their sails to finally unite the two factions of men’s professional golf!
Even golf legend Rory McIlroy be hopin' that Trump’s return to the captain’s quarters of the presidency might clear them stormy seas, as the ex-president has a right cozy relationship with the Saudis and their LIV escapades. And as if that weren't enough ruckus, Trump be makin' waves in women's sports too! So, keep a weather eye on the horizon, for the winds of change be blowin’ strong! Arrr!