The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Aye, matey! Floridian buccaneers be scheming for a license plate to toast the late sea shanty bard, Jimmy Buffett! Arrr!

2025-02-06

Arrr, matey! A Florida treasure of a license plate for the late sea shanty bard, Jimmy Buffett, be on the horizon! But lo! We be needin' another 801 plates to hoist 'em into existence. So, gather yer doubloons, or we'll be sailin' in circles!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer the good ship Florida be settin’ sail in honor of the late Jimmy Buffett, the bard of sun-soaked shores! In January o' the year 2024, the wise men o' the Florida Legislature hoisted the sails with two grand decrees: one bein’ the transformation of State Road A1A into the illustrious Jimmy Buffett Memorial Highway, and the other a swashbucklin’ specialty license plate adorned with the name “Margaritaville.”

Aye, that’s right! Fans o' Buffett can now cruise the high seas o’ asphalt sportin’ these plates as they hum tunes about cheeseburgers in paradise. As good ol’ Sen. Gayle Harrell proclaimed, “Margaritaville be the essence of Florida!” With 2,199 plates already ordered, only 801 more need to be secured to make this treasure a reality! The doubloons earned will flow into the coffers o' Singing for Change, helpin’ those buffeted by storms and misfortune.

But will enough scallywags rally to hoist their fins and procure the final bounty? Only time will tell, as the tides of fate roll on in this tale of homage and mirth! So, raise yer tankards and let’s toast to the legend of Margaritaville! Yarrr!

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