Arrr, would ye brave the seas of Google Gemini, laden with pesky ads, or scuttle yer ship instead?
2025-02-06
Arrr, matey! Google’s Gemini AI be settin’ sail with native ads, like a swashbuckler hidin’ treasure in plain sight! Aye, it be plunderin’ yer attention whilst ye think ye be browsin’ free! Keep yer wit sharp, or ye might find yerself buyin’ a parrot ye never wanted!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout Google’s new contraption, Gemini, what the sly CEO, Sundar Pichai, hints might soon be filled with advertisements aplenty! Aye, the crafty buccaneers at Google be no strangers to the art of makin’ doubloons from the gaze of landlubbers, and it seems ol’ Gemini be next on the treasure map!Though ye won’t find banners interruptin' yer chats just yet, I reckon it ain't a stretch to envision a future where a free Gemini comes with ads like barnacles on a ship’s hull! Pichai, in his latest parley with investors, be whisperin’ sweet nothings of user experience while secretly schemin’ for ad revenue to fund their grand AI fleet. After all, a treasure trove of $75 billion doesn’t just sprout from the sea!
Look sharp, me hearties! Ye might soon see sponsored suggestions slip into yer conversations, makin’ ye wonder if ye be chatin’ with a mate or a merchant peddlin’ goods. And whilst some might grumble at the thought, rest assured, Google will claim these ads be enhancein’ yer experience like a fine bottle of rum! So, hoist the sails and prepare for the ads to come, for they be as inevitable as a storm on the high seas!