The Booty Report

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Arrr, Marko Elez be jumpin' ship o'er some scandalous scribbles, sayin' farewell to the DOGE crew!

2025-02-06

Arrr, matey! By me own eyes or trusted whispers, 'tis said that a scallywag from the DOGE crew, under the cunning gaze of Captain Musk, jumped ship after the Wall Street Journal pried. “I were a racist before it be trendy,” the knave blared in July! Heave ho!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of high seas and scandalous affairs! A swab from the Department of Government Efficiency—aye, that’s DOGE, not t’be mistaken with a sea dog’s bark—has thrown down his tricorn hat and resigned, all 'cause a pesky rag known as the Wall Street Journal started pokin’ around!

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