"Ye be askin' 'bout Epstein's shady ties, and the new UK envoy be spouting curses like a drunken sailor!"
2025-02-07
Arrr, the freshly dubbed U.K. envoy to the high seas of Washington, Peter Mandelson, be givin' a right curt reply to a scallywag reporter's pryin'. When asked 'bout his dealings with the notorious knave Epstein, he just waved it off like a pesky fly on a muggy day!
The lad lamented his acquaintance with Epstein, who sailed alongside the nefarious Ghislaine Maxwell, and expressed deep sorrow for the "hurt he caused to many young women." Aye, it be a choppy sea of regrets! Documents surfaced revealing a "particularly close relationship" between Epstein, Prince Andrew, and our dear Lord Mandelson. Not the sort o’ company ye want to be keepin’, I tell ye!
Despite the tempest, Mandelson tried to steer clear of blame, claiming he ain't no leftist scallywag, but a pro-business buccaneer! He even walked back comments callin’ President Trump a "danger to the world," sayin' times have changed. Talk about a turnaround faster than a ship in a squall!
So, there ye have it, mateys! A tale of ambition, mischief, and a sprinkle o' scandal, all afloat on the turbulent waters of diplomacy! Yarrr!