Arrr! Judge be callin' out the uni fer makin' Jewish lads scurry like rats to a hidden loft! Lawsuit sails on!
2025-02-07
Arrr, matey! A landlubber judge be tossin' Cooper University’s plea overboard, as Jewish lads and lasses be claimin' the scallywags failed to shield 'em from the foul winds of antisemitism! Avast, what a shipshape mess ye got yerselves into!
Avast ye landlubbers! A judge from the bustling port of New York did raise his voice against a university, callin' it out for lettin' antisemitism run rampant like a scallywag on the high seas! The good judge denied the bid to dismiss a lawsuit from Jewish students, claimin' the fine institution, Cooper Union, failed to defend these poor souls who found themselves locked away in the library during a raucous anti-Israel rally, e'en as they be havin' every right to roam free in their own college!"Arrr, it be yer duty to protect yer students, not leave 'em hidin' like a barnacle!" the judge roared, summoning the laws of Title VI, which dictates that no foul treatment shall befall students on account o' race or religion. Cooper Union tried to spin a yarn, claimin' they offered options and had no locked doors, but the judge didn’t buy that tale, pointin' out the severity of the harassment faced by the young scholars. Many a university be findin’ themselves in hot water over similar protests since the raids of October 7, 2023, and even the high seas of politics be stirred as President Trump vowed to take action against antisemitism. So hoist yer sails and lend an ear, for the tides be turnin' in this matter!