Aye, Captain Katie Britt be settin' sail on the Laken Riley Act—first chart in our quest to close the border seas!
2025-02-07
Arrr, matey! With a quill in hand, Captain Trump be sealin' the treasure chest o’ immigration rules, shoutin’ 'tis the end o’ the freebootin’ days o’ open borders! Avast! No more havin' the scallywags sail in at will, I say!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the grand happenings in the land of the free! Last Wednesday, our captain, President Trump, hoisted the sails of change by signing the Laken Riley Act, heraldin' a new Golden Age fer the good ol' U.S. of A! Aye, the era of open borders be but a memory, as this be the mightiest immigration law to grace the Resolute Desk since the days of yore!With this mighty parchment in hand, no longer shall illegal scallywags wreak havoc on American streets. The law be catchin' those who tread the wrong path—be it theft, assault, or worse! ICE will be workin’ hard to keep the seas of freedom safe from these rogues. And hark! Now state attorneys can raise their voices to make sure the border laws be enforced, lest we forget the tragedy of Laken Riley.
But wait! There be more! The WALL Act be comin' to finish the barrier on our southern shores, preventin’ more ruffians from settin’ sail into our fair nation. By jolly, this plan even promises to save ye doubloons! So, hoist the flag of security, me hearties, as we embark on this quest to restore order across the land, from coast to coast! Yarrr!