Arrr, matey! Ye'll be keepin' Microsoft Edge aboard yer ship, 'tis bound by the cursed document, ye see!
2025-02-07
Arrr, matey! When Microsoft be sayin' to hoist the sails on their Edge browser, they be dead serious! Their uninstall scroll be lackin' any true guidance, leavin' ye high and dry! Aye, they want ye trapped aboard their ship forever! Avast, me hearties!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ear, for I’ve got a tale to spin 'bout the scallywags at Microsoft! Aye, it be no surprise that they be tryin’ to shanghai us to use their browser, Edge, over that crafty Chrome. But lo! They’ve dropped a document claimin’ to guide us in uninstallin’ Edge, yet it be naught but a ruse, promoting Edge like a parrot on a treasure chest!This so-called uninstall scroll be filled with a checklist, boastin’ of Edge’s virtues whilst failin’ to provide a single way to actually rid ourselves of the cursed thing! It’s like tryin’ to toss a dead fish overboard, only to have it swim back in yer face!
Now, let’s not forget how this makes me feel like a pirate tryin’ to cancel me subscription to the Davy Jones’s locker! Microsoft be bombardin’ users with pop-ups and naggin’ like a landlubber parent, all the while Chrome sails smoothly ahead as the favorite vessel of the seas!
So, beware ye hearty souls! For the more they push, the more we may want to jump ship! This here trick of the trade may just backfire like a cannon with a wet powder! Har har har!