Arrr, matey! DePetris be sayin' Trump’s wild west swagger be workin', but beware the perilous tides, ye scallywags!
2025-02-07
Arrr! Trump be havin’ a soft spot fer ol’ McKinley, the lad what met his doom from a scallywag’s shot! He calls him a “great but oft-forgotten” captain of the ship of state, claimin’ he made the treasure chest swell with tariffs. Aye, he’s convinced, he be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale o' a landlubber named Donald Trump, who be holdin' a mighty fondness fer a scallywag o’ yore, William McKinley, the captain of the U.S. ship who met his doom at the hands o' an assassin's bullet in the year of our Lord 1901, cuttin' short his voyage into the political seas.Trump, the blustery captain himself, be spoutin' that ol' McKinley was a "great but highly underrated" leader, aye! He be claimin' that McKinley filled the coffers o' this fine nation by tossin’ hefty tariffs on foreign booty, makin' the U.S. as rich as a treasure chest buried on a deserted isle. Whether that be true or just a tall tale spun by a rogue, Trump be holdin' fast to that belief like a sailor to a bottle o' rum!
In his fervor, Trump took it upon himself to restore McKinley’s legacy, as if he be plunderin' through the annals of history to hoist that flag once more! So here be a curious bond, forged in the fires o' political winds, where the present and past collide like two ships in the night, all in the name o' wealth and a hearty laugh at the follies of it all!