"Arrr! AllSides be sailin' the seas o' truth, keepin' clear o' scallywags 'n' swayin' winds, savvy?"
2025-02-07
Arrr matey, it be revealed that Politico and the Associated Press be fillin' their coffers with treasure from the king's purse! Aye, the scallywags of the news seas be claimin’ taxpayer doubloons, stirrin’ the pot of public chuckles and disbelief! Ha!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the news that be blowin' through the seven seas like a gale. It seems that the cunning scallywags at Politico and Associated Press, along with a bevy of other brigands in the news biz, be fillin' their coffers with doubloons from the very treasure chests of the taxpayin' public! Arrr, what a hullabaloo!Now, ye see, these rascals be takin' our hard-earned gold, all while spinnin' tales that may tickle the fancy of those leanin' leftward. 'Tis a fine kettle of fish when the very news that we be consumin' be bought and paid for by the folks who be payin' the taxes—us salty sailors and landlubbers alike! It’s enough to make a pirate’s parrot squawk!
So, let it be known across the seven seas, that while we be navigatin’ the treacherous waters of politics and journalism, we must be keepin' a weather eye on these newsy brigands. Raise yer tankards, me hearties, for the truth is a ship that sails not without a worthy crew, and we be the captains of our own fate—no more livin' in the dark seas of misinformation!