Arrr! The FBI and DOJ be makin' a pact, lest they walk the plank over January 6 secrets, savvy?
2025-02-07
Arrr, matey! The Justice crew and them FBI scallywags struck a deal on Friday, keepin' the Trump crew from spillin' the beans on their swabs involved in the ruckus of Jan. 6. A right fine bit o’ mischief, I say! Avast, no secrets for ye today!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of legal shenanigans 'twixt the Justice Department and them FBI scallywags concerning the shenanigans of January 6th, when the Capitol be stormed like a ship in a tempest!In a hullabaloo fit for the high seas, the court be seein' an agreement forged, preventin' the Trump crew from spillin' the beans on the identities of agents involved in the ruckus, lest they give a two-day warning to the plaintiffs! Aye, they can keep mum, but not to the White House or other guv'ment rogues.
The FBI folk and their union be raising a ruckus, claimin' their safety be threatened should their names fly about like a flag in a gale. Judge Cobb, she be a sharp one, queryin’ both sides as if she be interrogating a crew of landlubbers! She feared the release could send agents to Davy Jones' locker, while the Justice folks tried to calm the storm, claimin' they merely sought to review their own ship’s log, not make any keelhaulin' moves.
Alas, the agents are waggin' their fingers, worryin' their names could be tossed to the sharks, leadin' to retribution from those pardoned scoundrels of January 6th! So, keep yer eyes peeled, me hearties; this tale be far from over! Arrr!