Arrr! The NY Post be sayin’ CBS must scuttle the scallywags and toss the top producer overboard!
2025-02-07
Arrr, the scallywags over at the New York Post be sayin’ CBS can right their ship o’ lefty blarney by tossin’ Bill Owens, the captain o’ "60 Minutes," overboard! Aye, that’d be a fine start to ridin’ the waves of truth, me hearty!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of CBS News, a ship steered by the dubious Bill Owens, whose compass seems jest a tad off-kilter! The fine scallywags at the New York Post be suggestin’ that CBS remedy its "lefty-propaganda problem" by givin' Owens the boot. This comes after the crew at CBS released an edited transcript of an interview with the then-Vice President Kamala Harris, showin' them to be as sneaky as a cat in a fish market!The FCC's own Brendan Carr took aim at CBS, callin' their editing a treacherous deed. It seems they be cuttin' and hackin' Harris's words to fit a narrative smoother than a siren's song, leavin' viewers scratchin' their heads like confused barnacles. Even ol' Trump be casting a lawsuit net, claimin' a bounty of $10 billion due to their deceivin' ways right before the election! Aye, it be a right mess!
The Post's crew wants CBS to toss Owens overboard, claimin' his edits be akin to swabbin' the deck with a tattered sail. They say it's not journalism, but deception fit for Davy Jones' locker! The AJC also chimes in, blastin' CBS for a one-sided tale in the recent Gaza war report—saying it be playin' into the hands of their enemies! So hoist the sails, CBS, and navigate towards honest waters, or ye might find yerselves abandoned on a deserted isle of distrust!