"Arrr, USAID be sailin’ the woke seas, Trump Madness be true, and more from the scallywags at Fox News!"
2025-02-07
Avast ye mateys! Dive into the freshest gossip from Fox News' Opinion treasure trove! Set yer sights on moving pictures from that scallywag Sean Hannity, that jolly rogue Raymond Arroyo, and a crew of merry mischief-makers! Arrr, it be a right jolly time!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales from the tumultuous seas of politics! In the land o' Fox News, a bold captain named Hannity hoists the sails for the Trump administration, defendin' the likes of the DOGE head, Elon Musk, and the fierce Attorney General Pam Bondi! Aye, some say it be a rough tide!Then we have the learned Hugh Hewitt, callin’ out a malady known as Trump Derangement Syndrome, which be as real as a pirate's gold! But beware, for there be a new curse upon us: 'Long TDS'! Arrr, what a plague!
As the tides ebb and flow, we hear whispers of USAID goin' woke and sinkin' faster than a leaky ship! Meanwhile, Katie Britt be chartin' a course with the Laken Riley Act, tryin' to close them open borders as if they be a cannon's mouth!
In other news, the Justice Department be changin' the way they treat illegal immigration, makin’ waves in the political waters. And lo! Raymond Arroyo be givin' us the lowdown on the Grammys, and what lies ahead at the Oscars!
As we celebrate the birth o’ Ronald Reagan, Betsy DeVos be shoutin’ that the Education Department has failed, callin’ for parents to take the helm! So raise a tankard, me hearties, and peruse the cartoon gallery for a hearty laugh! Arrr!