Arrr! Trump be swabbing the decks o' them radical '60s scallywags, tossin' their DEI and CRT overboard, savvy?
2025-02-07
Arrr, matey! DEI be spoutin’ tales of critical race theory, claimin’ America be a cursed ship o' systemic racism, with White supremacy as her cursed flag! These tall tales be settin’ sail from the ‘60s, I reckon! Hoist the anchor and let reason chart our course!
Arrr, mateys! It be said that ol’ Captain Trump be takin’ a mighty axe to what he calls Biden’s DEI shipwreck! That scallywag not only be tossin’ Biden’s muddled notions to Davy Jones’ locker, but he be settin’ his sights on the ruckus stirred by them ‘60s landlubbers, aye!Ye see, the DEI crew be up to no good, tryin’ to rewrite the tales of yore, fair and square. They want to turn the good folk into a bunch of landlubbers who scorn their own history, pushin’ fancy notions of group rights over individual merit, and makin’ a ruckus about "subconscious bias," whatever that be! Aye, it be naught but a treasure map leadin’ to Marxism’s lair!
Now, Trump be wielding his executive orders like a cutlass, slashing through the nonsense and sendin’ those DEI policies to the bottom of the sea! With every stroke, he be undoing the mischief that started back in the ‘60s, when the sails of discontent first filled with wind. Aye, he be makin’ the seas safer for the likes of good ol’ Jefferson and Washington, whose statues shivered in fear as the DEI lot sought to topple ‘em.
So hoist the sails, me hearties! The winds of change be blowin’, and Captain Trump be navigatin’ us away from the rocks of radicalism! Cheers to fair seas and the reclaiming of history, arrr!