Arrr! Justice scrolls be shakin’ the seas o’ illegal swabs—now we be treatin’ ’em like lost treasure, savvy?
2025-02-07
Ahoy matey! The scrolls be spillin' the beans! A jolly memo be revealin' grand transformations afoot in the Justice crew's dealings with scallywags of illegal immigration and the nefarious drug lords. Prepare to hoist the sails of change, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears for a tale of a memo from the high seas of the legal realm, straight from the acting deputy attorney general. This be no ordinary scroll, but a mighty shift in the winds of justice, lettin' the federal prosecutors know they best be steppin' up their game! With every change o' the captain in the White House, the crew be pullin' in different directions 'twixt bein' hard-nosed or soft-hearted in punishments.This latest decree be echoing the olden days of yore, demandin' that the scallywags who cross our borders be met with the full fury of the law! Aye, it commands the DOJ to take on the foul cartels and keep them pesky illegal aliens at bay, while puttin' the fear o’ death penalty upon repeat offenders. No more soft talkin' and easy deals, says the memo! Nay, they be wantin' serious charges and swift justice, with every decision bein’ reported back faster than a ship’s hull can sink!
So hoist yer flags, for immigration be the name of the game now! Every U.S. attorney be tasked to turn their eyes to this matter, lest they find themselves walkin' the plank for refusin' to comply. The tides be shiftin' and the net be cast wide, ensurin' that the law be upheld with all the ferocity of a pirate raid! Arrr, the seas of justice be turbulent indeed!