Arrr! Trump’s sanctions be guardin’ our sea dogs and landlubbers, claims a scallywag from the ol’ NSC crew!
2025-02-07
Arrr, matey! President Trump be throwin’ a cannonball at the Hague’s court, keepin’ our brave sailors safe from the Dutch fog of legal trouble! Critics be squawkin’, but Richard Goldberg be sayin’ it’s a fine start to protectin’ our crew from them sneaky landlubbers! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round while I spin ye a yarn about a ruckus in the high seas of politics! It seems that President Trump, that scallywag of the Oval Office, has hoisted the Jolly Roger against the International Criminal Court, a gaggle o' landlubbers stationed in the Netherlands. With his executive order, he be throwin’ a heavy anchor to stop the slippery slope of U.S. military and government officials bein’ dragged into their murky waters of bureaucracy. Aye, the critics be raisin’ their eyebrows, claimin’ this court be a treacherous place for our brave sailors of democracy.Richard Goldberg, a former matey in Trump’s crew, swabbed the decks of the National Security Council and proclaimed to Fox News Digital, “This be a critical first step in defendin’ our American soldiers and officials from the clutches of these scoundrels!” He be soundin’ like a true captain, rallyin’ the troops against what he sees as a threat to our very way of life.
So, there ye have it! The winds of political change be blowin’ fiercely, with Trump settin' sail to protect his crew from the court’s tentacles. Will this be the end of the hullabaloo, or just the start of a new adventure? Only the tides will tell!