Arrr! Trump be layin' the smackdown on them ICC scallywags fer meddlin' with Israel’s treasure maps! Har har!
2025-02-07
Arrr, President Trump be scribblin' a decree, layin' the smackdown on the International Criminal Court fer pokin’ its nose into Israel’s business! Neither the U.S. nor Israel be part of that scallywag crew! They be huntin’ Netanyahu fer war crimes, while kids be caught in the crossfire. What a ruckus!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of politics! Our captain o' the ship, President Donald Trump, has hoisted the Jolly Roger against the International Criminal Court, decreeing sanctions like a scallywag protectin' his treasure! This court be lookin' to investigate our good ally Israel, a fine shipmate in the waters of the world.The plot thickens as neither the U.S. nor Israel be members o’ this court—a right curious business, ye see! The court's thrown an arrest warrant at none other than Benjamin Netanyahu, captain of the Israeli vessel, claimin' he be guilty of war crimes after a fierce battle in Gaza. Arrr, it seems the conflict has left tens of thousands of poor souls, little ones included, caught in the stormy seas of war.
So here we be, a crew of landlubbers watchin’ as our leaders clash like swords in the night! The swells of controversy rise high, but fear not, for the winds of change blow in all directions! Let’s raise a mug of grog to the chaos of the high seas of governance, where every matey has an opinion, and the only thing certain be the laughter echoed amidst the squawkin' gulls!