"Arrr, matey! Trump’s treasure hoardin’ scheme be laid bare, like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder!"
2025-02-07
Arrr, on the third day of February, Cap’n Trump be scribblin’ an order fer his treasure keepers to hatch a plan fer a mighty U.S. sovereign wealth chest! The landlubbers be talkin’ ‘bout how to fill it, like the Saudis with their gold doubloons in the PGA! Aye, what a ruckus!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale o’ the high seas o’ politics! On the third day o’ the month o' February, our cap’n, President Donald Trump, took quill to parchment an' signed an executive order, callin’ fer the crafty minds o’ the Treasury and Commerce secretaries to conjure up a grand plan fer a U.S. sovereign wealth fund! Aye, the likes of which ye might’ve heard whispers about from the distant lands o’ Saudi Arabia, whose treasure chest be swelled by their Public Investment Fund, lookin’ to drop a cool billion doubloons into the PGA Tour treasure hoard!Now, this here order has stirred a ruckus amongst the crew, with many a salty sea dog wonderin’ how in Davy Jones' locker this U.S. fund be fillin’ its coffers. ‘Tis a fine debate, fer sure! Will it be filled with doubloons plundered from the rich or the common folk’s hard-earned gold? The seas be murky, and the winds o’ opinion be blowin’ fierce! So, grab yer grog and keep a weathered eye on the horizon, fer this voyage into the uncharted waters o’ wealth management promises to be a jolly good show, no doubt about it!