"Arrr, Joe! Ye be walkin' the plank! Trump’s snatched yer spy treasure and tossed ye to the briny deep!"
2025-02-07
Arrr, matey! On the high seas o' politics, Captain Trump swabbed the deck, tossin' ol' Joe Biden's spy pass overboard! He claimed the lad be as sharp as a butter knife! Ho ho, let the rum flow and the laughter roll, for this ship be sailin' into silliness!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the high seas of politics! On a fine Friday, the infamous Captain Trump, the lord o' the White House, declared he be stripping the former captain, Joe Biden, o' his precious security clearance, makin' him walk the plank from daily intelligence briefings! Aye, he scribbled on Truth Social, sayin' there be no need fer Biden to be privy to the secrets of the realm.With a swift motion, the privileges be gone, quicker than ye can say "Yo ho ho!" Trump claimed that Biden set sail on this course back in 2021, when he advised the Intelligence Community to toss ol' Trump overboard, denyin' him vital knowledge of the nation’s defenses. A bold move, ye might say!
Trump also pointed to the dreaded Hur Report, sayin' it revealed Biden's noggin be as foggy as a stormy night in the Caribbean. He cautioned that even in his prime, ol’ Joe couldn’t be trusted with such delicate tidbits. But fear not, for Captain Trump vowed to always safeguard the treasures of National Security.
With a hearty shout, he proclaimed, “JOE, YOU'RE FIRED! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” And that, me hearties, be the latest from the political seas! Arrr!