Arrr! Maxx Crosby be all a-chuckle ‘bout the Raiders’ fate with Captain Carroll, sayin’, “Aye, he be me kind o’ matey!”
2025-02-07
Arrr, matey! The valiant Maxx Crosby be makin’ merry with the new captain o’ the ship, Pete Carroll! Already, the winds o’ change be blowin’ through the crew, even though it be but a fortnight since he hoisted the Jolly Roger! Aye, a fine adventure awaits!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a lad named Maxx Crosby, a jolly soul who be sportin' optimism like a fine parrot on his shoulder! With the cunning Pete Carroll takin' the helm as captain of the Las Vegas Raiders, our Maxx be more excited than a dog with two tails, dreamin' of hoistin' that shiny Lombardi Trophy one day, arrr!