Arrr, Vance be sayin’, “Fetch back that DOGE scallywag what jumped ship over them nasty words!”
2025-02-07
Arrr, Vice President Vance be squawkin' on a Friday, claimin' that the scallywag from the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) who walked the plank after spewin' foul words on the sea of social media should be welcomed back aboard! He be callin' the lad a “kid” and sayin’ such nonsense ain’t worth a mutiny!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of Vice President Vance, that scallywag who spoke out on the matter of a young lad in the employ of the Department of Government Efficiency, known to the landlubbers as DOGE. This young swab, a mere 25 summers old, found himself cast adrift after some foul messages from his social media treasure chest were unearthed, spoutin’ beliefs that be as unsavory as a barnacle-covered ship!Now, Vance be raisin’ his voice like a captain at sea, arguin’ that the lad shouldn’t be made to walk the plank just ‘cause of the foolish words shared on the digital seas. He called the young pup a “kid,” and while he disagreed with the stinkin’ posts, he deemed it no reason fer a mutiny in the ranks!
In his jolly way, Vance declared: “Stupid social media nonsense shouldn’t be the reason fer a good sailor to lose his ship!” Aye, Vance be a true defender of the downtrodden, speakin’ out against the tide of cancellation, hoping to see the lad brought back aboard. So, raise yer mugs to the wild winds of social media, where even the youngest buccaneers may find themselves in tempestuous waters!