"Arrr! Trump snatches Biden's spy scrolls, claimin' 'tis revenge for lost treasure! A fine jolly jest, matey!"
2025-02-08
Arrr, on the high seas of politics, Captain Trump be shoutin’ he’s tossin’ Biden's spyglass overboard, claimin’ no need for that landlubber to be peekin’ at secrets! Aye, ‘tis sweet revenge fer when Biden cut his access, callin’ him a ruckus-ridden scallywag! Ha!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale o' political swashbucklin' yer wouldn’t believe! On a fine Friday, the swaggerin' Captain Trump, in a fit o' pirate fury, declared he be “immediately revokin’” the security clearance o’ that scallywag Joe Biden. Aye, he be pullin’ the lad’s access to the daily treasure maps o' intelligence, seekin’ vengeance fer the time when Biden hoisted the Jolly Roger on his own clearance!With a flourish o’ his quill, Trump proclaimed on the high seas o’ Truth Social, “There be no need fer Joe to keep earin’ the classified whispers o’ the wind!” Aye, ‘tis true! The tides have turned, and now it be Biden who walks the plank, left to ponder his misdeeds in the murky waters o' political intrigue.
Back in the year of our Lord 2021, after Biden took the helm, he decided to give Trump’s clearance the old heave-ho, claimin' the Republican captain was as erratic as a crab on a hot plate! Aye, the waves be crashin’ and the cannons be firin’ in this grand saga o’ power and payback! So, hoist yer flags high and prepare for more mischief upon the high seas of American politics, fer this be a tale that be far from over!