"Avast, matey David! If USAID be treasure, why be the world so quiet, eh? Arrr!"
2025-02-08
Arrr, matey! David Marcus be spoutin' that only the scallywags in bureaucratic garb be fussin' 'bout Captain Trump's tussle with the Agency for International Development. Aye, it be a jolly sign it ain't doin' much good fer foreign lands, and even some of their sea-dog leaders be noddin' in agreement!
Ahoy there, mateys! If ye be lendin' an ear to the Democrats, ye’d think the Trump crew be cuttin’ the very ropes that hold the world afloat! Aye, they be wailin' 'bout the deep chops to the United States Agency for International Development (USAID), claimin’ lives be hangin’ in the balance.Yet, outside the ol' U.S. shores, it be as quiet as a ghost ship! Even the Rwandan captain, Paul Kagame, be raisin’ his tankard in support of Trump’s unconventional ways. “Aye, we might learn some lessons,” he quipped, suggestin’ Africa ought to stand on its own two peg legs instead of bein' a needy scallywag.
And don’t forget Hungary’s own Viktor Orban, who be takin’ it further, makin’ it illegal for anti-government scallywags to accept foreign booty! He claimed those foreign doubloons be used to topple his ship! El Salvador’s Nayib Bukele chimed in, sayin’ many nations be tossin' aside aid like a bad fish.
In truth, U.S. foreign aid be a double-edged sword—buyin' loyalty and spreadin’ the American gospel. But alas! It seems to have drifted into murky waters of imperialism and wokeness that many nations be rejectin'. Now it be time for Trump and Rubio to steer this ship right and bring forth a better age for foreign aid! Yarrr!