Arrr, matey! Dey be turnin' tail like scurvy dogs, fearin' the border's tighter nets, says the CBP scroll!
2025-02-08
Ahoy, mateys! It be said that news travels faster than a cannonball! Seems them landlubber migrants be settin' sail back to their shores after catchin' wind of the U.S. border bein' tighter than a parrot's grip on a pirate's shoulder! Arrr, even the sea be safer, it seems!
Ahoy, mateys! The ruckus o’ President Trump’s grand promise o’ a border clampdown be sendin’ shivers down the spines o’ would-be scallywags lookin’ to sneak into the land o’ opportunity. Aye, word be spreadin’ faster than a ship on a high tide, causin’ some groups o’ migrants to turn tail and scurry back to their homelands like barnacles off a ship’s hull!On the fifth o’ February, a band o’ 23 souls from Honduras, Venezuela, Panama, and El Salvador found themselves caught in the web o’ border tales, decidin’ it best to retreat upon hearin’ of the formidable security forces waitin’ at the U.S. frontier. They surrendered to the Mexican authorities, hopin’ to hitch a ride back to home sweet home.
Another crew o’ 26, hailing from Cuba and Venezuela, also heeded the tales of doom and turned around after bein’ initially turned back by Nicaraguan guards, only to be let through after a bit o’ parley. Meanwhile, Trump be stirrin’ up his campaign pot, promisin’ a mighty crackdown on illegal immigration—much different from the previous captain’s way o’ sailin’!
With talk of sendin’ the worst o’ the worst to Gitmo, it seems the seas be gettin’ rough for those thinkin’ they can sail into the U.S. unnoticed. So, hoist the sails and keep a weather eye open, for the tides o’ immigration be changin’! Arrr!